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2019 Classic: Rocketman

 Why was Taron Egerton wearing wings? Because in 2019, he proved that playing Elton John requires 50% glitter, 50% piano skills, and 100% honesty.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch07/02/2007 20:55There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Voodoo_3dfx08/13/1998 22:53The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Sum41_Skater02/24/2003 03:22In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Thundercats_Ho04/12/2003 15:34Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Party_On_Garth02/02/2006 16:40I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Badger_Badger_M10/20/2004 01:35Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Doge_Much_Funny07/22/1999 23:51Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Maplestory_Kid04/23/2015 09:39@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Streamer_Pro_9906/05/2014 14:16Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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