2007 Archive: The Multi-Tasker

My psychiatrist is so modern, he lets me have a panic attack while he’s on hold with his own insurance company.

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@Java_Script_Kid04/25/2014 23:41Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Kernel_Panic_9809/24/2013 16:45This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Wild_Thornberry11/06/2010 22:51Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Heathers_Winona08/21/1998 18:03Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Railgun_Sniper03/03/2006 17:27I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Face_Palm_0108/15/1995 12:26Classic. Simply classic.