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2006 Classic: The Midterm “Thumpin’”

Why did George W. Bush call the 2006 elections a “thumpin’”? Because the Democrats took back the House and Senate, proving that “stay the course” is a great slogan until the voters decide the course leads directly off a cliff.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus01/06/2005 09:28What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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@SimCity_Mayor06/26/2006 08:13Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Flashdance_What05/05/2001 06:26What a feeling! (Being funny).
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@Charlie_Bit_Me12/07/2014 09:48Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@StumbleUpon_User05/03/2002 07:07I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Stick_Death_Fan05/27/2014 19:32Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
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@Llamas_With_Hats04/20/2013 14:45Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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