2018 Archive: The AirPods Owner
“I’d change the bulb, but I can’t hear you because I have my AirPods in. Oh god, he’s on a shaky ladder, he can’t hear… Read More »2018 Archive: The AirPods Owner
2014 Archive: The Leonardo DiCaprio Snub
Why didn’t he win for The Wolf of Wall Street? Because the Academy decided that doing drugs out of a straw wasn’t as “Best Actor”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Leonardo DiCaprio Snub
2014 Classic: The “Iron Dome” in Gaza (Operation Protective Edge)
Why was it so busy? To remind the world that in 2014, “Air Superiority” means intercepting a $500 rocket with a $50,000 missile. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Iron Dome” in Gaza (Operation Protective Edge)
2013 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2013 Bestie! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2013 Archive: The Tank
2013 Vintage: The Royal Baby (Prince George)
Why were we celebrating a baby we didn’t know? Because the UK got a new heir, and every mom in the world treated it like… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Royal Baby (Prince George)
2012 Vintage: The Call of Duty
Black Ops II: “I’m a soldier of the future!” “In the future, can you mow the lawn? Because in the present, it’s a jungle.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Call of Duty
2012 Classic: The MySpace “New” Launch
Why was Justin Timberlake on the screen? Because he “bought” MySpace and tried to make it cool again (narrator: he didn’t). Part of the 80… Read More »2012 Classic: The MySpace “New” Launch
2011 Vintage: The Jose Mourinho “Finger in the Eye”
Why was El Clasico so ugly? Because Mourinho poked Tito Vilanova in the eye during a sideline brawl, proving that “The Special One” has some… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Jose Mourinho “Finger in the Eye”
2011 Vintage: The One Direction “What Makes You Beautiful”
Why the beach? For the single that officially launched a global boyband takeover that hadn’t been seen since the 90s. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2011 Vintage: The One Direction “What Makes You Beautiful”
2011 Archive: The Harry Potter Fan (The End)
None. “After all this time?” “Always… but the light finally went out.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Harry Potter Fan (The End)