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2003 Classic: The Internship

 Why was the intern depressed? He found out that “Digital Discovery” just meant sorting through 50,000 spam emails about Nigerian Princes.

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link07/21/2015 07:52It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Clueless_Cher12/27/2004 01:05As if! This is too funny.
@Geocities_Neighbor06/30/2010 09:26Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Titanic_Jack09/06/2011 23:41I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@HTML_Hacker08/04/1995 22:25<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@MP3_Encoder12/23/2004 05:57128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Silk_Road_Ghost01/31/2000 00:23Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan12/24/2007 22:19Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Wayne_World_Ex07/19/2003 05:06Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Charlie_Unicorn11/29/2001 18:20We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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