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2011 Vintage: The Jose Mourinho “Finger in the Eye”

Why was El Clasico so ugly? Because Mourinho poked Tito Vilanova in the eye during a sideline brawl, proving that “The Special One” has some very unsporting hobbies.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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