Black Ops II: “I’m a soldier of the future!” “In the future, can you mow the lawn? Because in the present, it’s a jungle.”
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
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Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
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