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2012 Vintage: The Call of Duty

Black Ops II: “I’m a soldier of the future!” “In the future, can you mow the lawn? Because in the present, it’s a jungle.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher11/04/2008 18:57As if! This is too funny.
@Startup_Kid01/05/1995 01:24Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Project_Mayhem07/18/2015 05:20Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Blade_Runner_201904/24/2006 07:55All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Snatch_Mickey11/28/2010 23:07Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan02/15/2009 18:34Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Clans_Leader_9901/08/1997 23:47Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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