2021 Archive: The GameStop Stock Squeeze
Why were the “Redditors” fighting Wall Street? Because a group of people in their basements proved that if you “Hold the Line” on a dying… Read More »2021 Archive: The GameStop Stock Squeeze
2020 Vintage: The Laptop “Remote Desktop”
Why was the clerk so frustrated? He was using a computer to control another computer to open a file that was already on his first… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Laptop “Remote Desktop”
2020 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the doctor said, “We might be locked down for another month.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
2020 Archive: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I instinctively sprayed him with Lysol. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Reflex
2020 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys leave their massive athletic sneakers in the closet for six months, spending the entire school year walking around their bedrooms in fuzzy… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2019 Legacy: The John Wick
Chapter 3 Horses: Why the library? For proving that Keanu Reeves can kill a giant with a book and then have a high-speed horse-vs-motorcycle chase… Read More »2019 Legacy: The John Wick
2018 Archive: The AirPods Owner
“I’d change the bulb, but I can’t hear you because I have my AirPods in. Oh god, he’s on a shaky ladder, he can’t hear… Read More »2018 Archive: The AirPods Owner
2018 Vintage: The Tide Pods
I told my wife the laundry detergent looks delicious. She handed me the phone and said, “Go ahead, call the poison control center yourself, I’m… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Tide Pods
2018 Classic: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Classic: The Monitor
2018 Archive: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my build. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified