2020 Archive: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I instinctively sprayed him with Lysol.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/03/1998 11:53Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Married_With_Kids09/18/2009 12:55Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@SoulSeek_Fan04/12/1997 17:49Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Philosoraptor_X09/08/2014 07:17If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Mocking_Sponge06/22/2005 06:22mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Netscape_Now_B08/29/1998 10:48I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@CompuServe_Classic06/29/2001 10:03Premium humor for premium members.

@Spawn_Camper_J10/11/2010 15:39I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Runescape_Noob10/08/2008 23:19Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!