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2018 Archive: The Control

 I’m “alt-ering” my build.

Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch08/07/2010 13:56There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ09/27/2012 16:11Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@DVD_Collector11/12/1996 15:38Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Geocities_Neighbor05/07/1995 15:41Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/21/2012 12:17My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@HTML_Hacker02/01/2002 04:22<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Trainspotting_Rent11/29/2010 20:07Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Offspring_Guy09/02/1997 03:29The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Web_Crawler_9606/13/2002 07:51Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Bebo_Lover_0508/07/1998 10:44Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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