It hit 200 when the doctor said, “We might be locked down for another month.”
Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Found a real treasure with this one.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Waddle on over and read this!