2000 Archive: The Dark Rum
A guy orders a Dark Rum and says, “It’s the Y2K of spirits.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality… Read More »2000 Archive: The Dark Rum
1999 Vintage: The Rugby World Cup
Why was Australia celebrating? Because they beat France in the final, proving that the Wallabies were the toughest guys in the Southern Hemisphere in ’99.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Rugby World Cup
1999 Vintage: The Pokémon Yellow Release
Why were the kids staring at yellow Game Boys? Because catching Pikachu was more important than the “Grand Finale” of the fireworks. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Pokémon Yellow Release
1999 Archive: The Family Guy Premiere
Why was the Dad making weird jokes? Because Peter Griffin had just arrived to teach us that “freakin’ sweet” was the proper way to describe… Read More »1999 Archive: The Family Guy Premiere
1999 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“My resolution for 2000 is to find a woman who doesn’t mind that I spent our life savings on canned meat.” Part of the 56… Read More »1999 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a microwave and tried to cook a burrito in the CD drive. Part of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
1998 Vintage: The Door
I’m a salesman. I’m just trying to get a foot in. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Saw
I’m a woodworker. I saw what you did there. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Good Will Hunting Miracle
Why were veteran actors annoyed? Because two kids from Boston showed up, wrote a script, starred in it, and won Oscars, making every struggling playwright… Read More »1997 Archive: The Good Will Hunting Miracle
1997 Classic: The Verve Bitter Sweetness
“Bittersweet Symphony” is playing in every grocery store, making my choice between 1% and 2% milk feel like a cinematic climax. Part of the 59… Read More »1997 Classic: The Verve Bitter Sweetness