Why was the Dad making weird jokes? Because Peter Griffin had just arrived to teach us that “freakin’ sweet” was the proper way to describe a burger.
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
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