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1999 Vintage: The Rugby World Cup

Why was Australia celebrating? Because they beat France in the final, proving that the Wallabies were the toughest guys in the Southern Hemisphere in ’99.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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