1998 Vintage: The Door

I’m a salesman. I’m just trying to get a foot in.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@PowerRanger_Red05/11/1998 17:08It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Dark_Knight_Joker03/26/1998 02:33Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Thundercats_Ho12/04/2012 11:14Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Party_On_Garth06/22/2007 05:18I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@WordPress_Fan_0305/07/2005 17:37The best thing since version 1.0!

@Tablet_User_1005/27/1996 06:28Tapping my way to a good mood.