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1999 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution

 “My resolution for 2000 is to find a woman who doesn’t mind that I spent our life savings on canned meat.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus07/28/2009 19:44What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Jurassic_Park_Fan12/27/1999 02:42Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Pentium_Power02/10/1996 20:31My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Donny_V_ShutUp08/15/2011 19:05Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan06/02/2000 00:17Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Tina_Eat_Food12/06/2013 09:39Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Overly_Attached07/05/2006 05:52I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Leeroy_Jenkins01/07/2000 21:41At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@StrongBad_Mail03/07/2005 21:40I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Last_Commenter07/23/1995 03:56Saving the best laugh for last!

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