2024 Legacy: The Kendrick
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not like us! Open up and let the beat drop! Part of… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Kendrick
2024 Classic: The “Nasty” Tinashe
Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m currently matching my socks for a laundry run. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Nasty” Tinashe
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with giant tumblers didn’t die, and now even the toddlers were hydrated enough to survive… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
2023 Archive: The Asteroid City
A guy orders a drink and stares at the wall for 20 minutes without blinking. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer &… Read More »2023 Archive: The Asteroid City
2023 Vintage: The 2023 New Year’s Eve
Why were we looking at 2024? Because the Olympics are in Paris, the Euros in Germany, and we want to see if Mahomes can actually… Read More »2023 Vintage: The 2023 New Year’s Eve
2022 Legacy: The “As It Was” Harry Styles
He’s running on a giant treadmill and 2022 is the year Harry officially became the prince of pop-rock. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “As It Was” Harry Styles
2022 Archive: The “Anti-Hero” Taylor
“It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.” The official anthem for everyone who is currently overthinking their life. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Anti-Hero” Taylor
2022 Archive: The Charles Leclerc “Pain”
Why was Ferrari so fast and then so slow? Because they had the best car in March and the worst strategy in July, turning Leclerc’s… Read More »2022 Archive: The Charles Leclerc “Pain”
2022 Legacy: The “Big Energy” Latto
Mariah Carey is on the remix! 2022 is a very “reclaimed-90s-sample” year. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Big Energy” Latto
2021 Archive: The GameStop Stock Squeeze
Why were the “Redditors” fighting Wall Street? Because a group of people in their basements proved that if you “Hold the Line” on a dying… Read More »2021 Archive: The GameStop Stock Squeeze