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2023 Vintage: The 2023 New Year’s Eve

Why were we looking at 2024? Because the Olympics are in Paris, the Euros in Germany, and we want to see if Mahomes can actually get the Three-Peat.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »

😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes12/25/2009 13:05D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Scanner_Darkly12/19/1999 19:43I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Offspring_Guy06/15/2009 21:38The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Transformers_OP04/01/1999 02:23Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Netscape_Now_B04/19/2003 00:39I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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