Why was it so busy? To remind the world that in 2014, “Air Superiority” means intercepting a $500 rocket with a $50,000 missile.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
True story! I was there!