2003 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
“I’m going to stop drinking… in 2004.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Classic: The Furniture
2002 Archive: The Echo
I’m a canyon. I’m just “repeating.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Transporter Suit
Why Jason Statham? For proving that you can fight 20 guys in a grease-covered bus station and still keep your tie perfectly straight. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Transporter Suit
2001 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey… Read More »2001 Classic: The Amos
2001 Classic: The Lord of the Rings Duty
Why is marriage like The Fellowship of the Ring? Because you start with great hope and end up walking through mud, carrying jewelry that gets heavier every… Read More »2001 Classic: The Lord of the Rings Duty
1999 Classic: Brandy & Monica’s “Feud”
Why did “The Boy Is Mine” win Best R&B Duo/Group? Because the world spent all of 1998 trying to figure out which one of them… Read More »1999 Classic: Brandy & Monica’s “Feud”
1996 Archive: The Cyber-Security
Why did the boss lock his floppy disks in a safe? He was protecting the “Secret Formulas.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Cyber-Security
1996 Legacy: The Pill
“Take one of these every time you feel like complaining about the government.” “But Doctor, the bottle only has 30 pills!” Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Pill
1996 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help with my Discman! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Needle