Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2006 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
A guy starts profiling the bartender based on how he pours a pint. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I… Read More »2005 Archive: The Criminal Minds
I’m “switching” between spreadsheets. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “selecting” my favorite Sith Lord. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
One, but they’re on a boat and the bulb is a tiger. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Life of Pi Fan
“Back of the bus! It’s darker back there, you won’t notice the difference!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution… Read More »2005 Classic: The Bus Driver
I’m “settling” into my new room. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
The Killers just released a song that I’m fairly certain will still be playing at every party in the year 2040. Part of the 73… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Mr. Brightside” Longevity
Why was the marketing team so defensive? Because every time they presented a plan, the boss said, “Stop trying to make ‘Fetch’ happen!” Part of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Mean Girls Quote
Why was Tuesday a national holiday? Because every male employee under 35 had a “sudden 24-hour flu” when Halo 2 came out. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2004 Classic: The Halo 2 Launch
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