2018 Vintage: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Data Protection Officer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja02/23/1997 00:53Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@BBS_Veteran12/12/2009 08:48Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Tina_Eat_Food08/17/2005 23:07Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/21/2004 04:56My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/30/1999 02:50I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Web_2_0_Fan07/24/2000 02:56This is the future of humor!