Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static… Read More »2012 Classic: The Remote Control Tape Shield
“We Are Young.” I told her I feel young. She told me to try standing up without making a “hngh” sound first. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Fun.
“I liked the old bulb. It had a more ‘ectoplasmic’ glow.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad… Read More »2010 Archive: The Ghost
Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The GPS Voice
“I’m high fashion!” “You’re wearing socks with sandals, Steve. You’re a fashion crime scene.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad… Read More »2009 Classic: The Bruno Movie
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2008 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Why was Michigan so quiet? Because a small school from North Carolina beat the #5 ranked Wolverines in their own “Big House,” the biggest upset… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Appalachian State Upset
He sampled “Stand By Me” and made a song about suicidal ideation sound like a tropical vacation. 2007 was weird. Part of the 62 Observational… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Beautiful Girls” Sean Kingston
Why was it 10 Euros? Because the Euro was so strong that even a giant chocolate bar felt like a luxury investment. Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Duty Free Toblerone
Why was Poland obsessed with cars? Because a kid from Krakow jumped into a BMW Sauber and stood on the podium at Monza next to… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Robert Kubica F1 Debut
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