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2007 Vintage: The “Beautiful Girls” Sean Kingston

 He sampled “Stand By Me” and made a song about suicidal ideation sound like a tropical vacation. 2007 was weird.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero02/16/2000 23:31I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Dark_Knight_Joker09/15/2005 21:45Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Project_Mayhem10/17/2013 15:10Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/22/2010 21:09Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Better_Off_Dead07/22/1997 18:38I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Talladega_N_R11/20/2010 09:48If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Dogpile_Fan_Club02/26/2006 18:28All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Bebo_Lover_0512/12/1996 01:21Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Filter_Fanatic04/25/1995 15:30This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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