2016 Archive: The Rogue One Hope
Why was the 4th so “Rebellious”? Because a standalone Star Wars movie was coming, and we all realized that “Hope” is the ultimate firework. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Rogue One Hope
2016 Archive: Lady Gaga’s “Til It Happens to You”
Why was the performance so powerful? Because she brought survivors on stage and reminded the room that music can be a shield as much as… Read More »2016 Archive: Lady Gaga’s “Til It Happens to You”
2015 Classic: The Sailor
“A room without a bulb is just a ship with a broken lighthouse.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling… Read More »2015 Classic: The Sailor
2014 Vintage: The 2014 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year the Razzies realized that Kirk Cameron is the only man powerful enough to make people… Read More »2014 Vintage: The 2014 Final Razzie Vibe
2014 Archive: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Lips
Why the CGI? For a reboot that gave turtles human lips, a choice that still haunts the nightmares of 90s kids everywhere. Part of the… Read More »2014 Archive: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Lips
2014 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing ‘The Shmoney Dance’. You’re 50.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Archive: The Knee
2013 Classic: The Amazing Race Dominance
Why did they win again? Because watching people argue in a taxi in Vietnam never gets old. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Classic: The Amazing Race Dominance
2013 Classic: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: Wreck-It Ralph
Why was the arcade so nostalgic? Because Disney made us feel bad for the “bad guys,” and every kid wanted a “Hero’s Duty” medal for… Read More »2012 Vintage: Wreck-It Ralph
2012 Legacy: The End of the World
Dec 22, 2012. We woke up. The sun was out. My wife looked at me and said, “Darn it, I still have to go to… Read More »2012 Legacy: The End of the World