“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing ‘The Shmoney Dance’. You’re 50.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
A joke for the end of the world.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
This site is very exciting!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.