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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker02/23/2003 12:42It really whips the llama's ass!

@Toy_Story_Buzz03/30/2011 08:36To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Lock_Stock_Two10/29/1996 07:35It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Nirvana_Teen12/25/2003 04:59Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Courage_Dog12/02/2009 08:28The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@BackToFuture_M08/03/2015 02:30Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@No_Way_Jose01/18/2012 21:24No way! That’s too much!

@Net_Neutrality07/17/2011 20:43Equality for all jokes!

@Web_2_0_Fan11/26/2013 09:18This is the future of humor!