2016 Archive: The Rogue One Hope

Why was the 4th so “Rebellious”? Because a standalone Star Wars movie was coming, and we all realized that “Hope” is the ultimate firework.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

Why was the teen so "bloodsucking"? Because Olivia returned to te...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/21/2009 08:03Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Pirate_Bay_9909/24/2011 15:34Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Diva_Plavalaguna04/07/2004 07:04The highest note of humor!

@Goonies_Never_D01/12/2007 16:28Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Infoseek_Explorer04/20/2014 22:33Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@LiveJournal_Deep12/16/2015 16:36Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@True_Story_Neil10/19/2003 00:54True story! I was there!