2005 Archive: The Criminal Minds

A guy starts profiling the bartender based on how he pours a pint.

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@Angelfire_User02/01/2007 10:16Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Trainspotting_Rent02/26/2003 17:24Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/11/2013 07:14Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@E_T_Phone_Home07/08/1999 00:53E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Web_Crawler_9612/30/2009 14:00Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Digg_Submitter_0504/27/2011 04:56Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!