2004 Classic: The Halo 2 Launch

Why was Tuesday a national holiday? Because every male employee under 35 had a “sudden 24-hour flu” when Halo 2 came out.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Palm_Pilot_User01/26/2000 02:26Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Futurama_Bender01/21/2011 08:02Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/12/2005 22:59Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Flashdance_What02/22/2004 11:44What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Joe_Cartoon_G03/02/1998 18:15Press the button for more humor!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/16/2015 19:18Heh heh heh. Good one.