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1996 Archive: The Cyber-Security

 Why did the boss lock his floppy disks in a safe? He was protecting the “Secret Formulas.”

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye10/15/2000 09:29Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor01/18/2008 18:37At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Scream_Ghostface01/05/2011 00:02Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Kazaa_Leecher07/14/2013 21:04I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@American_Psycho_P04/27/2010 18:54I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Badger_Badger_M01/28/2008 22:23Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Challenge_Acc06/18/2002 17:30Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Safari_Surfer12/19/2009 18:20A wild laugh appeared!
@Hashtag_Master08/27/1999 02:41#funny #joke #retro #90s

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