Why Jason Statham? For proving that you can fight 20 guys in a grease-covered bus station and still keep your tie perfectly straight.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
Why was Margot Robbie crying? Because she proved that even if you...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
Why Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney? For a movie that proved the "...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos ...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Challengers Tennis
Why was everyone sweating? Because Luca Guadagnino proved that a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition
In 1999, Hollywood wasn’t just making movies; it was starting a r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
This is why we need the internet.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!