He asked for my ‘NFT’ of a monkey as a deposit. I told him it’s worthless now. He said, “So is your insurance.”
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Posting this to my own wall right now!