2009 Vintage: The New Moon
My wife is still Team Edward. I told her I’m “Team Get-A-Job-Jacob.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The New Moon
2008 Classic: The Shift
I’m “changing” my spending habits. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The “Urban Legend” of the IED Dog
Why did we think the enemy was training stray dogs? To give the EOD teams a reason to be even more stressed out than they… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Urban Legend” of the IED Dog
2007 Legacy: The Paranoia
“I feel like Steve Jobs is watching me.” “Don’t worry, he only cares about your wallet.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Paranoia
2006 Vintage: The New Year’s 2007
“My resolution is to stop saying ‘Very Nice!’… as soon as I finish this last bottle of vodka.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The New Year’s 2007
2005 Legacy: The Blackberry 7100
Why was the boss squinting? Because “SureType” meant he had to guess which letter he was actually hitting. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Blackberry 7100
2005 Classic: The Flat Panel Pricing
Why was the 17-inch monitor a luxury? Because paying $400 for a screen that didn’t take up the whole desk was “CEO territory.” Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Flat Panel Pricing
2005 Vintage: The Supermarket
She tried to return a loaf of bread because it “lacked a sense of purpose.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Supermarket
2005 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the Goblet of Fire is starting! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Harry
2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that “flashlight management” was a core gameplay mechanic and that we should all be terrified of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch