“My resolution is to stop saying ‘Very Nice!’… as soon as I finish this last bottle of vodka.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!