2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that “flashlight management” was a core gameplay mechanic and that we should all be terrified of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
2004 Archive: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Lost is starting on TV! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Archive: The Lettuce
2003 Legacy: The 50 Cent
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “That’ll be 50 Cent.” The guy says, “Wow, prices have really… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 50 Cent
2002 Archive: The Menu
I’m a waiter. I’m just “ordering” chaos. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Chip
2001 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill with a glass of water and a strong internet connection.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2001 Vintage: The Britney Spears “Slave 4 U” Performance
Why did the White House stay quiet? Because even the Secret Service didn’t know how to handle a python on a pop star. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Britney Spears “Slave 4 U” Performance
2000 Vintage: The Gladiator Influence
Why was the Dad standing over the grill so intense? Because he just saw Russell Crowe and was asking the burgers, “Are you not entertained?!”… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Gladiator Influence
1999 Vintage: The New Century
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a 20th-century relic? One is in a museum; the other is still faxes you at 11 PM. Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: The New Century
1999 Legacy: TLC (No Scrubs)
Why did they hate “Scrubs”? Because in 1999, a guy hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride was officially the lowest form… Read More »1999 Legacy: TLC (No Scrubs)