2002 Archive: The Menu

I’m a waiter. I’m just “ordering” chaos.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User09/21/2000 18:05Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Shrek_Donkey11/28/2015 19:39And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Brennan_Huff_X02/20/2001 17:59I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Reddit_Original02/08/2009 15:33The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Rocket_Jumper05/22/2012 07:13This humor took me to new heights!

@Social_Media_G06/29/1999 01:16I’m going to poke you for this joke!