1999 Vintage: The New Century

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a 20th-century relic? One is in a museum; the other is still faxes you at 11 PM.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus03/16/1998 07:19What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/11/2012 04:08Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Doom_Marines08/02/2001 21:15Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Buffy_Summers_9710/12/2008 23:03Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan05/22/2001 14:45I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Snatch_Mickey06/15/1997 12:02Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@He_Man_Power07/17/2013 08:49I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Cool_Story_Bro08/04/2012 16:23Actually, it IS a cool story!