Why was the Dad standing over the grill so intense? Because he just saw Russell Crowe and was asking the burgers, “Are you not entertained?!”
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
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The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition
In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Holographic Guest"
Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Hyper-Loop" Parade
Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Launch
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.