2001 Vintage: The Britney Spears “Slave 4 U” Performance

Why did the White House stay quiet? Because even the Secret Service didn’t know how to handle a python on a pop star.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why is the government using Elon’s AI? Because "Grok" is the only...read more »

Why did the 34 counts not matter? Because in 2024, a "Felony" was...read more »

Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »

Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »

Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »

In 2006, the Presidency felt like a Texas hunting trip—full of un...read more »

Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »

Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »

Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »

In 2001, the American Presidency moved from the "Saxophone Era" t...read more »

Why did the President put Elon Musk in charge of efficiency? Beca...read more »

Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »

Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »

Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer10/16/2002 19:34Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/22/1995 19:16That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Old_School_Frank06/04/2012 22:48We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Hamster_Dance_X07/22/1997 22:36Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Mocking_Sponge03/07/2014 08:00mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@GG_WP_9812/08/1998 20:19Good game, well played. This is a winner.