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Why did the blonde try to steal a jet?

Another classic American blonde joke for you:

She thought it was a huge hair dryer.

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@Msdos_Expert03/14/2010 20:30DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/24/2005 00:35It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Shagadelic_9704/12/2014 07:57This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Bad_Luck_Brian03/15/2015 05:08Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan06/09/2011 19:47My fist is clenched... with joy!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde try to steal a jet?”

  1. User_115
    User_115 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

  2. User_394
    User_394 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

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