“I feel like Steve Jobs is watching me.” “Don’t worry, he only cares about your wallet.”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nurse
"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!