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1995 Archive: Elizabeth Berkley (Showgirls)

 Why was this movie a hit? It wasn’t. But in 1995, we learned that eating French fries in a swimming pool was the most dramatic acting choice of the decade.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/20/2013 21:49I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@WinAmp_Shaker10/28/2014 18:36It really whips the llama's ass!
@Web_Master_Flex09/21/2002 22:00I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter02/16/1995 08:56The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Binary_Boy03/18/2014 03:2601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/27/2009 04:17The Dude abides... this joke.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan10/03/2010 18:57Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@PeanutButter_J08/09/2000 13:17It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@iPhone_User_0709/13/2005 08:48There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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