2019 Vintage: Joker
Why was the uncle dancing on the stairs? He wasn’t happy; he just watched Joaquin Phoenix and now he thinks that “putting on a happy… Read More »2019 Vintage: Joker
2019 Classic: The Stadia Launch
Why was the IT guy crying? Because Google launched a “Netflix for Games” that required more bandwidth than the entire city had available. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Stadia Launch
2019 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Transparent Mode’ turned off on your ears.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom… Read More »2019 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
2018 Classic: The Mason Ramsey (Yodeling Kid)
Why was someone yodeling in the Walmart aisle? Because the kid in the bowtie made “Lovesick Blues” the unofficial soundtrack of grocery shopping in 2018.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Mason Ramsey (Yodeling Kid)
2018 Classic: The Suspiria Dance
I’ve never been so terrified of contemporary dance in my entire life. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Melania Trump “I Really Don’t Care” Jacket
Why was a piece of clothing a scandal? Because when you visit a migrant detention center, your jacket shouldn’t have a slogan that doubles as… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Melania Trump “I Really Don’t Care” Jacket
2018 Classic: The Google Duplex Demo
Why was the receptionist scared? She heard a robot could “book a hair appointment” and she’s worried a toaster will be her next supervisor. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The Google Duplex Demo
2016 Classic: The Gorilla Tribute
Why were people so emotional at the Cincinnati airport? Because they were all still “Dicks out for Harambe,” even while checking their bags. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Gorilla Tribute
2016 Vintage: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I was just concentrating on my high score.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Sleep Study
2016 Vintage: The Hidden Figures
“I’m a mathematical genius!” “Then explain the ‘Hidden Figures’ on our joint bank statement from last Friday night.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hidden Figures