“You stop breathing.” “I was just concentrating on my high score.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!