2023 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Navalny win? To remind us that real-life heroes don’t wear capes, they just survive poison and go back for more. Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
2022 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the cinema? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2022 Classic: The Honeydew
2022 Vintage: The “About Damn Time” Lizzo Era
Why was the 4th so “Confident”? Because Lizzo told us it was “about damn time” we had a real BBQ again, and we felt “way… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “About Damn Time” Lizzo Era
2022 Archive: The Launch of the Steam Deck (Global Shipments)
Why were we playing Cyberpunk in bed? Because Valve finally delivered a handheld PC that actually worked, making the Nintendo Switch look like a toy from the… Read More »2022 Archive: The Launch of the Steam Deck (Global Shipments)
2021 Vintage: The Turnstile “Glow On”
Why the pink cover? For the band that made hardcore punk sound like a summer party and became the darlings of the indie world. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Turnstile “Glow On”
2021 Archive: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever… Read More »2021 Archive: The Empty Wallet
2021 Legacy: The Karsten Warholm 45.94
Why was the 400m hurdles a sprint? Because he broke the world record by almost a second, a feat so ridiculous it made the track… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Karsten Warholm 45.94
2021 Classic: The Spider
I’m “weaving” through the multiverse. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The White Lotus Guest
One, but they’ll complain to the manager for three hours about the ‘vibe’ of the light. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 –… Read More »2021 Legacy: The White Lotus Guest
2020 Archive: The Best International Feature
Why did Parasite win this and Best Picture? To show that it was so good, it had to win twice just to make sure the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Best International Feature