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Why were people so emotional at the Cincinnati airport? Because they were all still “Dicks out for Harambe,” even while checking their bags.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »

Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »

Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »

In 2021, traveling became an extreme sport of checking government...read more »

In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »

Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »

Why did the man pass through security with one hand in his pocke...read more »

Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

Why was the Starbucks on Mars so expensive? Because "shipping an...read more »

In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »

When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »

Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »

Why was the traveler still throwing away his water? Because even...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan07/16/2015 14:51Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/10/2013 01:07Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Double_Rainbow_G11/25/2013 03:45What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Harambe_Memories06/24/2006 09:03Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular09/08/2001 08:45I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Pwnage_King09/04/2010 17:56Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.