Why was the 17-inch monitor a luxury? Because paying $400 for a screen that didn’t take up the whole desk was “CEO territory.”
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I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.