2007 Legacy: The Needle
I’m “pinning” my hopes on tech. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: Worst Remake or Rip-off
Why I Know Who Killed Me? Because it ripped off better movies and somehow lost the plot in the process. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards… Read More »2007 Legacy: Worst Remake or Rip-off
2007 Classic: The Hairspray Movie
Why was the flight so bouncy? Because everyone was “Welcome to the 60s” and the in-flight movie had the whole cabin doing the Madison. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hairspray Movie
2006 Legacy: The Closing Time
“Last call! Go home and update your status!” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it historic? Because it was the night the “Genius” (Ray) said goodbye, the “New Genius” (Kanye) said hello, and John Mayer reminded us… Read More »2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Grammy Vibe
2005 Classic: The Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire
Why did the lawyer represent Harry? He argued that “The Triwizard Tournament” violated every health and safety regulation in the wizarding world. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire
2005 Archive: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Silence” sign that violated his “First Amendment right to yell at his associates.” Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Library
2004 Archive: The “1, 2 Step” Ciara Energy
Why was the dance floor so bouncy? Because Ciara and Missy Elliott taught us how to “rock it, dip it, shake it, pop it” before… Read More »2004 Archive: The “1, 2 Step” Ciara Energy
2003 Archive: The Hulk CGI
Eric Bana turning into a giant green grape. 2003 special effects are… a choice. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Hulk CGI
2003 Archive: The Waiting Room
The copy of National Geographic on the table is so old it features an article titled “Is this ‘Internet’ thing here to stay?” Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Waiting Room