2001 Archive: The Moulin Rouge Fan
“Come what may… I will screw you in!” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Ray Lewis Defense
Why was the Baltimore Ravens’ end zone off-limits? Because they only allowed 165 points all season, treating opposing offenses like unwanted guests at a private… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Ray Lewis Defense
2000 Vintage: The Shark Attack
Why did the shark apologize to the lawyer? He thought he was a fellow predator from the Silicon Valley office. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Shark Attack
2000 Classic: The Travel Agent’s Fax
Why was the room double-booked? Because the fax machine at the resort “survived Y2K” but died from a simple paper jam. Part of the 48… Read More »2000 Classic: The Travel Agent’s Fax
1999 Vintage: The Ricky Martin
I’m “Livin’ la Vida Loca,” which mostly means I forgot where I parked my car. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ricky Martin
1999 Archive: Shania Twain
Why did she feel like a woman? Because in 1999, leopard print and a “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” anthem were the only things… Read More »1999 Archive: Shania Twain
1999 Vintage: The Britney
My wife is trying to learn the choreography from “Baby One More Time.” I’m standing by with the ice packs and the phone number for… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Britney
1998 Legacy: The Comic Sans Announcement
The church office announcing a solemn parish meeting using a bright pink font style usually reserved for children’s birthday invitations, simply because the new computer… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Comic Sans Announcement
1998 Classic: The Titanic VHS Release
Why was the living room full? Because the 2-tape set finally arrived, and we had to decide when to take the “intermission” for the burgers.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Titanic VHS Release
1997 Classic: The Ticket Stub Bookmark
Finding a glossy movie ticket stub from The Lion King used as a permanent bookmark inside the chapel’s pew Bible. Part of the 35 Religious… Read More »1997 Classic: The Ticket Stub Bookmark